Best Served with: Pussy is Mine by Miguel
I have been in love with you for time,
Tried everything to make you mine,
Misfortune for me; your presence so sublime,
Brine-like love, love like brine.
Piercing brown eyes penetrate,
Like rusted needles commanding submission,
A tower of grace on you exuberates,
My despair a wonderful addition.
Lush brown locks; insidious,
Smooth chocolate skin; enticing,
I’m so stupid I believed in us,
Bathsheba’s poison; reciting.
I wonder if you ever loved me?
Love let your circus monkey’s stupidity fester,
I now realize the role of you and me,
You’re the queen and I’m the jester.
Angels sing everything you say,
I’m a comedy for your friends to play,
Though that elegance for me refused to stay,
My love still chased you all the way.
Lofty heights you conquer,
Those lofty peaks I lust after,
Self-conscious of the entertainment I am,
I can’t help but stutter.
Fields of flowers bow,
Plastered on every step taken,
Mother Nature gave you a crown,
And your subjects stand shaking.
Love and laughter with each word spoke,
Laughter kills love with each joke told.
I have one last act,
Tale of tales, finale of finales,
Under all that glory and grace,
Lies not a speck of regality,
With the spite and ugliness you hide,
I’ll fit your corset but first I’ll die,
Tonight, the curtains close,
My dear Audience don’t look aside,
This woman is a decomposing lemon,
Sweet on the surface, sour inside.
So ladies and gentlemen
The most expensive line ever spent,
My greatest punchline to you I present,
The funniest words I ever spoke
“Your kingdom exists as a single joke”.